Thigh Sweat/Chest Sweat
Dear women of the world:
How do you do it? How do you walk five blocks in July’s midday sun and not break out into a sweat? How do you trek to Starbucks in a tailored suit and not lose nine lattes in weight? Do you get Botox to stop sweating? Does it hurt?
When you stand up at an afternoon ballgame game, why don’t the back of your thighs stick to the seats? Do you mix antiperspirant with lotion, and rub the mixture on your legs? Do you use Suave’s spray formula? I hear that may help.
Tell me, when the temperature reads 90 and your chest doesn’t glisten, how is that possible? Are you prepping your skin with powder? Do you stick to a classic like Johnson’s Baby Powder, and does it remind you of childhood?
Have you found a natural deodorant that actually works?
At a weekday engagement, when there’s no time to stop home and quickly change, how do you stay so fresh? Do stash Paper Shower in your desk for occasions like that? Is there an atomizer in your bag to smell smart?
And when all else fails, do you carry tissues in your pouch and bring them everywhere you go, just in case? Or is that just me?