The Boys Aren’t Telling Us Something
Purchasing shaving gear meant for men makes as much sense as Donald Trump leading a needless contention webinar—because what’s the Donald without his soapbox and bag of publicity-raising tricks? A billionaire with hair shaped like an opossum’s claw? And what are men if they don’t know a thing or two about shaving?
Transition to Refinery, a men’s grooming line led by the London-based Aromatherapy Associates. Refinery’s Shave Foam Gel is like nothing I’ve experienced. It’s marketed to men but I couldn’t help myself. This oil-meets-gel-meets-foam will end anyone’s journey for less offensive body hair (or facial hair, no one has to know your business). It made my skin feel like it sweats cocoa butter. Ladies, not all shaving gels are made equally—this is very apparent to me now.
The scent’s not bad either—peppery but fresh—it somehow works. Boys, why didn’t you tell us about this sooner?